Oda and Shugo's Home

i walk in and throw the backpack to the couch and stretch

man going to the human world is always exhausting

*I pop out of the backpack, jumping up and landing on the coffee table, as I land I quickly pivot on my feet and step on the remote as the TV turn's on, suddenly "Believe It!" is heard and I appear right infront of the screen smiling and giggling like a kid in a candystore* "Yay Naruto" :3

-.-

i walk into the kitchen rumaging around in the refrigerator..soon i close the fridge holding a bunch of sandwich fixings and i sit them all on the table

*As you return to the area you see that I am dressed up as Naruto, I see the sandwiches you have made and I quickly turn around so I am facing you* "Ramen?"

yes ramen

i sit the plate in front of you..a peanut butter,jelly,pickle,bacon,ham,egg,and cheese sandwich sits on the plate

now eat

*I closely observe the sandwich then lift my head up toward's you, one eyebrow raised* "I doubt I could eat the amount of food I want to throw up when I look at this..." *I pick it up and throw it on the floor then rub it in, staining the floor* "Now make me ramen.."

i drop the other plate

MY EXPENSIVE CARPET!WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!.....fine ill go make you some ramen

i walk back into the kitchen and turn on the stove.

*15 mins later*

i walk back into the room with a steaming bowl of pork ramen

*As you return you notice I have already eaten your plate of sandwiches and my stomach is bulging* "Oh hi, sorry you took to long, now gimme that ramen."

-_-'

nah...i think ill eat this

i sit down and take a pair of chopsticks and begins to eat the ramen

*I slowly walk up to you and climb ontop of the couch and stare directly into your eye and say "Gimme Ramen" relentlessly for half an hour or until you give in*

i keep on eating and once i give in there is only two noodles left

*I eat the two noodles then wander off into my large bed, within a cupboard* "Nighty Night."

okay...ill see you later
i have to go back to human world

i walk to the front door and leave the house

i open up the door and walk inside

*I apppear infront of you* "Oda I am in need of your gigai."

what do you need my sexiness for?

((uh..how do i do this?))

(Just say you go into your true form and release yourself from your gigia) "Anime con."

i step out of the gigai into my true form as the gigai falls back onto the couch in a slouched sitting position

no scratches...and no STDs ok?

"I promise!" *I pluck the soul candy from my body and place it into your gigai, suddenly the gigia then stand's up and walk's toward's the computer and types in a url* "If you don't mind, would you mind going to fight hollows or sometin?"

dont let me find out you did something you werent supposed to..

i turn around and walk out the door

*As you leave I quickly lock the door and continue to the webpage, activating the webcam I pull down the gigai's pant's and go toward's the kitchen and pull out a large butchers knife, suddenly the website is full of buyers and I proceed to cut of the gigai's genital's, holding them in pain I turn off the webcam and enter my paypal to see 200 dollars already sent* (It's like a show on a webcam but I hurt myself o.o) "Catching." *I quickly revert to my topy body and get a pen and paper and sticky tape it to the gigia's pelvis, the note says "THATS FOR THE TWO NOODLES"*

walks back in and sees the mess

*I am watching Bleach on the couch, slurping a large can of mountain dew* "o.o"

i stand in front of the tv..

NOW I HAVE TO GET A NEW GIGAI!!!WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM >.<

"....Get out of the way of the tv."